VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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