Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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