No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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