theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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