Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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