I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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