how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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