Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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