i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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