have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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