Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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