If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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