She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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