Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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