Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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