Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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