ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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