omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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