the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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