im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She's the barista slut.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So much Jack, so little girl.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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