Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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