I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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