A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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