I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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