508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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