is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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