Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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