new low.... made out with someone while peeing
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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