Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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