i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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