he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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