I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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