Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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