i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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