I'm laying in your front yard are you home
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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