Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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