But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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