Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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