North Korea, Best Korea!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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