can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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