We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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