She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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