I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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