Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have already put on my inside pants.
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