You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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