At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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