I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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