Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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