For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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