I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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